Kids and Pregnancy: Yeet it

Yeet it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 158

You deserved it 147

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 405

You deserved it 33 876

No shot

By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 04:01

Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML

I agree, your life sucks 996

You deserved it 99

Malpractice

By Anonymous - 03/03/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 78

By samantha - 17/08/2019 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 041

You deserved it 197

By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 558

You deserved it 2 035

By how the fuck did this happen?! - 11/09/2018 04:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 229

You deserved it 423

Not a clown car

By Anonymous - 17/08/2023 10:00

Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 464

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 130

You deserved it 4 187

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 494

You deserved it 3 967

Science has gone too far

By Amanda - 15/09/2021 13:00 - United States - Greenbrier

Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 004

You deserved it 173

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 February 2021 5:32

Mitch McConnell, Jim Jordan and Ted Cruz are probably all jerking off to this.

Sweetie 5

Friday 26 February 2021 21:22

More men need to get vasectomies!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 26 February 2021 5:32

Mitch McConnell, Jim Jordan and Ted Cruz are probably all jerking off to this.

Nhayaa 21

Friday 26 February 2021 6:32

One of my greatest fears. Happened once, the condom broke. I'm so sorry for you, it sucks so bad. It adds a step before you can get your surgery done but after that, you'll be even more relieved it's all behind you.

tounces7 27

Friday 26 February 2021 21:20

You have to wait two damn years in Canada to get your tubes tied? What the heck? It took like a month here in America.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Saturday 27 February 2021 7:25

In the states you must wait till after 25 years old

Yummi_913 18

Saturday 27 February 2021 20:38

In some states. In others doctors still want your husband's consent apparently. It's ridiculous.

Sweetie 5

Friday 26 February 2021 21:22

More men need to get vasectomies!

tounces7 27

Saturday 27 February 2021 14:21

Believe it or not, that's not so easy for us to get either. I'm married and my wife had a far easier time setting up an appointment and getting surgery than I did.

Warp1978 15

Friday 26 February 2021 22:08

I got a vasectomy after realising that three kids is too many. I was in pain for a few days and sore for two weeks but seriously men should really be getting this done over women getting tubes tied which is pretty major surgery.