Work: Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights,...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 17:25 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

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By Shamu - 27/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

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Stinky

By PUE - 23/07/2022 04:00

Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML

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By Classy Broad - 15/05/2019 22:15

Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By tee - 15/08/2016 13:54 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 17:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By asdf1851 - 18/02/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I let my friend who is in 'beauty school' do my hair. I now look like i have a mullet. What was supposed to be auburn highlights is now hot pink. I have a job interview in the morning. FML

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mpj13 8

Monday 13 August 2012 0:55

That stinks... Sorry guys

Riya2595 15

Monday 13 August 2012 0:56

Blonde and dark hair. At least I hope you don't smell like a skunk! :)

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Calyx_fml 21

Monday 13 August 2012 22:45

...and quack like a duck.

hateevryone 14

Monday 13 August 2012 23:07

That's horrible. You know how haters are.

wisecatlady123 11

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:54

People have no class these days.

snippit 18

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:47

I fell ur pain but I'm reverse skunk

Cassandrax731 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 6:24

Is your name Zayn Malik?

Cassandrax731 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 6:27

Oops, ignore that. I didn't realize that OP is a girl.

qazxfhhfyubchk 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 22:56

That was actually the first thing I thought of when I read this FML! :)

sublimaze 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:55

Hairdressers in Texas call it the "Fiesta look" because 90% of the Mexican women ages 15-35 do it.

JessieLeigh97 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 2:57

Then don't get thick blonde highlights with near black hair. xD sorry but really, it looks bad.

jackjackmillar 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:14

Jack Barakat?!

Chinman05 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 14:12

Haha you sound pretty. :)

JTard 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:26

Wow.,.

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Same thing different taste

Stinky

Kinda sus, dude

Stinky

People never learn

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