Kids: Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up... - FML

By younggirl101 - 05/08/2014 16:51 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

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Sunday 28 September 2014 19:00

Hey guys, just a quick follow up. Turns out she had help from my dad who grew up with four brothers that had huge pranking wars. I'm going to stop it at this. No more pranking. And I agree. She should've got this on tape then I could give you guys the link and prove I did the ice bucket challenge. (Sort of) thanks!

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uhhSavage 22

Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

I don't see how you couldn't deserve this, lol.

phew_fml 21

Tuesday 5 August 2014 23:44

Revenge is a dish best serves cold...

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kiki9_fml 10

Thursday 7 August 2014 21:06

That is brilliant! I love your sister! lol

bfdioperator 4

Thursday 7 August 2014 22:52

No words....

OhFuck_WHYME 8

Thursday 7 August 2014 23:56

..... your sister should join the CIA

KB503 15

Friday 8 August 2014 5:44

Why do you plug her nose. Paybacks a b**ch. You deserve it and yet complain to us on FML

FML_Gecko 4

Friday 8 August 2014 9:11

That's devious, evil, and calculated. Sounds like my kind of people! I can't say YDI 100%, but I can be sure you'll think twice before messing with her again.

katstern123 4

Friday 8 August 2014 15:23

Your sister is awesome

JuggaloSimms1441 16

Friday 8 August 2014 15:57

Lmfwao! Good shit!

ThierryM123 2

Friday 8 August 2014 22:37

Wow I'm from bc too! Where abouts are you from?

Jdsinland 1

Saturday 9 August 2014 2:29

well played little sis well played lol

davo_ib_local 14

Saturday 9 August 2014 20:01

I'll take your lil sister if you don't want her, she is awesome hahah

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