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Leaking from everywhere

By Anonymous - 28/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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smoochmysnoot 5

Oh, honey..FYL. I hope you feel better soon!

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Wadlaen 23

Well, from the bright side, it seems like things can only be better!

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smoochmysnoot 5

Oh, honey..FYL. I hope you feel better soon!

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Wadlaen 23

Well, from the bright side, it seems like things can only be better!

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FluffythePink 23

Double check your medication side effects! One of my friends was on some antibiotics that can make you 'bleed from your mucosal membranes'. It's one of the 1 in 10,000 chance effects but it does happen. First she had nose bleeds, then her gums started bleeding (which was odd because she has no gum disease), then she started spotting badly and she hit the Dr up the next day when she started bleeding from her bum. No one in the surgery or pharmacy had ever actually seen the side effect it's so rare. Your period and piles may be hiding the rest of it. Check your medication info and get your butt back to the drs.

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