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By kattylizbeth - 15/05/2016 02:03 - United States - Southfield

Today, I found out that it's possible to make your sister so mad that she scoops the litter box and hides the contents around your room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 428
You deserved it 1 769

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kattylizbeth 19

Hey, guys, OP here. I'm not even sure if I'm following up correctly, but here goes. My sister is almost 9, and I pissed her off because I didn't want to go to her softball scrimmage (yep, scrimmage not game) because I was going to Six Flags with my school. Apparently, this warranted her putting cat shit on my bookshelf/nightstand. Props to her, it was the worst thing to come home to ever. I didn't prank her back, she's 8. I did take away the pooper scooper though, lol

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allie2590 31

ALMOST 9. What is with people's lack of reading comprehension?

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hpandher 16

Newton's third law. What was your action that was worthy of such a reaction?

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ABlindMan 17

You need to immediately escalate this to a stupidly out of hand level and burn down the house. That'll show her right. Or at least that's what I'm gathering from the comments so far.

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corky1992 33

How old is she?

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jeffprobs 29

Idk what you did so I don't know if you deserve it or not, but either way your life sucks right now

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Wildstylezz 10

Could have been me, sry OP that sucks

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ssnow_fml 20

I wanna know what you did to make her so mad.

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catherinecas 30

Is this retaliation for not cleaning the litter box? I'm not saying I've done this to my sister but the thought has occurred.

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kattylizbeth 19

Hey, guys, OP here. I'm not even sure if I'm following up correctly, but here goes. My sister is almost 9, and I pissed her off because I didn't want to go to her softball scrimmage (yep, scrimmage not game) because I was going to Six Flags with my school. Apparently, this warranted her putting cat shit on my bookshelf/nightstand. Props to her, it was the worst thing to come home to ever. I didn't prank her back, she's 8. I did take away the pooper scooper though, lol

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Superbaker123 14

Im not sure I follow your logic, you're going to six flags so you don't want her to play softball. Why?

bearbear120 27

OP didn't want to go to WATCH her sisters scrimmage match so she could go to six flags. Not that she didn't want her sister to play.

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allie2590 31

ALMOST 9. What is with people's lack of reading comprehension?

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Accurate_Vision 31

ENGLISH mothafuckas. DO. YOU. READ IT? Because OP answered all those questions in their post.

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dragoongirl90 34

She sounds like demon spawn.

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rydersmomma16 21

Wow, how can you even be that stupid? How did you even come to that completely wrong conclusion by reading the post and follow up? OP didn't want to go with her sister because she was going to Six Flags with her school, and so her sister got mad. 0P was never trying to stop her sister from going, op just wasn't going to go with her.

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rydersmomma16 21

How are people not following this explanation??? you explained it perfectly clearly OP. Sorry that your sister stank up your room, and good job for not retaliating against an 8 (ALMOST 9) year old.

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yellowzinnias 20

My favorite is the people downvoting this because they STILL can't read correctly and actually think they're in the right.

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jocamo 24

I once pissed off my little sister (cannot for the life of me remember what I did) and in retaliation, she took the blankets off my made bed spread sand from the pillow all the way down to the foot of the bed. Then remade the bed. We shared the room and had different bedtime so I went in, in the dark, crawled in under the covers, then spent a good 30× minutes brushing sand out of my bed. I had to get back out at least 3 times before it was cleared.

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