By chickenshit4 - 15/05/2016 00:57 - United States - Pine Ridge

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Today, my 43 year old mother came home covered in hickeys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 246
You deserved it 3 085
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sayhisoph 26

I boxed off "glad it wasn't me" ... I really regret that. I wish it was me.

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sayhisoph 26

I boxed off "glad it wasn't me" ... I really regret that. I wish it was me.

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ThrottleJockey 35

A vacuum cleaner with the right attachments will give convincing results.

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MidnaLink 33

Might also kill you if placed incorrectly, but whatever. Anything for a hickey, I suppose.

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_delusions_ 15

Why is #16s comment thumbed down? Its true. You can form a blot clot and die from trying to use a vacum cleaner to give yourself hickies.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Because people don't like the truth, 25. Especially when it makes their joke sound stupid.

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LegitTorture 18

Much better than actually having to accidentally see the "act"

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Aethereal 14

Question: Is she married/has a SO, and if yes, what are the odds it was due to her spouse/SO? I don't know what to think otherwise... Go mother? F your and your father's life?

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Magnoxidans 19

Old people need love too. ;-) Takes the expression 'Mother F***er' to a whole new level.

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never_three 21

Big whoop, your ma has a sex life. Someday you'll be 43 and horny.

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captainsmegma 12

So your mommies a hickey queen. You probably don't want to see her inner thighs.

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