Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that it's possible to make your sister so... - FML

By kattylizbeth - 15/05/2016 02:03 - United States - Southfield

Today, I found out that it's possible to make your sister so mad that she scoops the litter box and hides the contents around your room. FML

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kattylizbeth 19

Monday 16 May 2016 4:02

Hey, guys, OP here. I'm not even sure if I'm following up correctly, but here goes. My sister is almost 9, and I pissed her off because I didn't want to go to her softball scrimmage (yep, scrimmage not game) because I was going to Six Flags with my school. Apparently, this warranted her putting cat shit on my bookshelf/nightstand. Props to her, it was the worst thing to come home to ever. I didn't prank her back, she's 8. I did take away the pooper scooper though, lol

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Nilorak 24

Sunday 15 May 2016 19:02

That's litterly so annoying.

allie2590 31

Monday 16 May 2016 6:54

ALMOST 9. What is with people's lack of reading comprehension?

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peterblackmer91 12

Saturday 29 May 2021 2:57

I can't stop laughing. That's so gross...yet brilliant.

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