Love and Kids: Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my...

By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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The boy is mine

By Not the daddy-o - 01/03/2023 02:00

Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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Hi uncle, I'm dad

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML

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Souvenir

By nick - 26/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 28 October 2018 17:41

Sweet Home Alabama

whiskey'swino 15

Sunday 28 October 2018 18:23

If it is her "favorite uncle" wouldn't it be her mother or fathers brother? The kid's "favorite uncle" doesn't make sense.

Comments

ViviMage 38

Monday 29 October 2018 13:29

The Y chromosome is passed down from father to son more or less unchanged. But if it's a maternal uncle, the Y will be different on the mother's side of the family. Better have Maury investigative!

ciph3r 10

Monday 29 October 2018 15:30

What do you mean, “Sweet Home Alabama”? This shit has either West Virginia or Mississippi written all over it. In Alabama, it would have been her, “favorite cousin”.