By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 16:00

Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
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Tripartita 44

Just think of how embarrassing it would be for her if she did accept it. "OMG, do you /know/ that loser?" "Pfft, barely! She spent, like, nine months in my uterus or something. Whatever!"

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Fritterzz 13

Maybe there are things she doesn't want you to see..... Things that might fyl even harder....

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Fritterzz 13

Maybe there are things she doesn't want you to see..... Things that might fyl even harder....

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Tripartita 44

Just think of how embarrassing it would be for her if she did accept it. "OMG, do you /know/ that loser?" "Pfft, barely! She spent, like, nine months in my uterus or something. Whatever!"

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Lobby_Bee 17

Why would you want your parents on your friend list is beyond me. If my mom saw the shit I did, she would have a heart attack. lol

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Selene1090 26

I have my mother on Facebook. Then again, I'm an adult and she knows how I am and doesn't really care.

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Colon_Man 17

Your mom doesn't want to see meals she's prepared for you on your wall - and couldn't care less about your duck face selfies. She does, however, want to spy on your friend's meals to see what Margie puts in her spaghetti!

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bu1vetter 10

Maybe you are just a shitty person, as evidenced by your high school friends siding with your mom and vice versa.

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jkjorn 16

If she's only friends with your male classmates.. maybe there's things on there you don't want to see.

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bigtwobah 6

Sounds like you aren't missing out on much.

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fairytattoo80 1

Oh hun... she did you a favour. Mother is a name earned... and she clearly hasn't.

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