By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
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darwinism 30

Go to the girl and say "Hi. Look, since you are here now I can move back out. I moved in because he is a little slow in the head. By the way, don't do anything with his penis. He is very insecure about it because it hasn't grown since he was 3 years old. He hates when his girfriends' touch it." Then go out and find yourself a guy who appreciates you.

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EvilPotato 14

And the girl actually believed that terrible excise??

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ObeyStudKing 4

What an asshole. The worse part is she believed it. Break up with the jerk and find yourself a REAL MAN.

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yentlben 2

That lying asshole is HER problem now. Everything he owns should be donated to charity and the locks changed, ASAP. give his new conquest the phone number of the nearest clinic dealing in STDs. She's gonna need the info. Move on.

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Epikouros 31

Now, you could follow the wisdom of FML commenters, or you could be smart and never have to clean up anything ever again. "I'm your lazy sister, remember?"

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PhishloverA 14

Your boyfriend is a douche. Dump him. You're way better off without a player. If he tries apologizing and getting you back don't fall for it because once a player always a player

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tell him you're not into incest and break up.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You mean your ex-boyfriend?

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Arcangel196 0

I'll kiss you in front of him so he can feel as guilty lol.

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PJmeloche 2

Hang with girls uglier than you.

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