Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful,... - FML

By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:40

For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

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heytrollhey 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 12:02

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

racerapj 10

Saturday 25 August 2012 12:01

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

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amiemariej 0

Sunday 26 August 2012 21:29

He's lying, he remembers. What a douche.

DakotahBrie 5

Monday 27 August 2012 4:19

Happened to me before.

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 27 August 2012 6:12

They say that when someone is drunk they say what they truely think and believe. He is probably just too embarrassed to say he remembers it. Still bake him the cookies for brownie points!

lynnlove5 0

Monday 27 August 2012 17:53

Pretty much same shit has happened to me too!! Lmfao

TrueFG 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 1:49

Can anyone say Pedophile?

iAm_RocPrincess 0

Monday 10 September 2012 4:13

He was drunk but he was speaking his true thoughts. But if you ask me if he can't remember saying all that, then go amnesia on him too and say you don't remember.

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