Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful,... - FML

By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:40

For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

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heytrollhey 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 12:02

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

racerapj 10

Saturday 25 August 2012 12:01

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

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dayday04 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 17:47

A drunken mind speaks a sober heart! Always :)

gilliaga73 18

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:49

I totally agree, but if he's not willing to "remember" when sober or afraid of commitment, he's just a waste of time. I know from personal experience! Move on, OP!

benmec 18

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:10

Well baby, first of all....how good was the d!ck? ;)

mrboomstik 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:18

Better be getting on those cookies... And a sandwich OP. and if he remembers the cookies, he likely remembers the other stuff too.

umadbro1227 0

Saturday 25 August 2012 18:58

They always say "a way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

coolcocoxxx 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:21

I submitted this same thing a month or so ago but I don't think it got published... Anyways OP (unless you're me) I can relate. It's awful!

coolcocoxxx 12

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:35

Actually, this must be mine... It would be a pretty big coincidence for someone else to post the same thing lol

A_Hernandez90 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:55

stop being so pessimistic... he is at least gonna bake u cookies...

kimg0885 23

Saturday 25 August 2012 20:11

No she has to bake Him cookies.

kimg0885 23

Saturday 25 August 2012 20:00

Make him "special cookies" * wink wink*

dmac843 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 20:33

"Cookies, what cookies? I don't remember saying I'd bake you cookies. If you were so drunk as to forget what you told me, must've been drunk enough to hear stuff I didn't say."

lovelyleah 10

Saturday 25 August 2012 20:34

Selective memory.

frokeyman92 9

Saturday 25 August 2012 20:58

Maybe he was just really wanted some cookies? 0_o

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