By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

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heytrollhey 12

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

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racerapj 10

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

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Enslaved 36

Did you also promise the FML team freshly baked cookies for posting your FML? I'm just trying to figure out the formula. (:

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amberlindsayy 0

He's probably lying

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_wraith 15

Don't put too much faith into drunken words, OP. Bake the cookies for yourself!

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asamir 11

The shortest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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captainburke 5

No need to account for anything that was said while under the influence... Except the cookies of course...

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Marrach 7

Get back in 'da kitchen. But really, FYL. Chances are he's not the good kind.

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medichick 5

Yeah he's probably lying. I'm sure he remembers everything he said, he just wants the cookies. I wouldn't make them til you found out how he really felt about you.

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Forest_Berry95 6

Don't bake him anything, you all of sudden have selective memory too. Bake some for yourself. Next time he ask, say "what cookies"?

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jellyD 1

Then you would be able to say 'uhhhh no!'

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