Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account...

By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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LoveTheBk 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:55

ahahha that's my dad right there because he's cheating on my step mom!!

JamieR1263 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:05

At least he doesn't create fake accounts to make it seem like he has a load of friends like my dad does...

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my_life_sux_man 12

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:48

my father just did the same thing to me the other day and with no explanation. Rejection ROCKS!!! not

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:51

make one of your mom and and add tons of guys and then refuse all the invites your dad sends!! and make yourself top buddy!! that'll show'm!!

kikiface 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:51

and that's when you realized you're not the favorite.

_FYL_ 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:52

Why would you wanna be friends with your dad on fb? He can see everything you do [x

converseTMB 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:58

Hahaha fail

WoAhAnNa123 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:01

first of all y does you dad have a facebook? and second why would you wanna be his friend? but fyl that does suck

kteen75 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:09

why is this an fml?

buttshapedfruit 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:09

ydi.. y wld u wanna add ur dad in da first place? mine always stalks me -.-

samuelmartin 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:16

well he probly thinks your to cool for him

mps1969 8

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:17

Shut up Meg !

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