By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
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lulinator 40

Let's hope he sticks to messaging instead of posting detailed notes on your wall for all to see

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Emmiii_fml 18

Neat! Soon you'll receive lovely video calls from your dad. Hopefully he'll get an HD camera so you can really see that foot fungus develop :P

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lulinator 40

Let's hope he sticks to messaging instead of posting detailed notes on your wall for all to see

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DamnBailie 23

Just imagine if he began to post photos..

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Arestian 14

aww fml, damn he might just skype call u while taking a shit i reccomend getting a new skype account, and if he asks just say that u dont use skype anymore, and delete ur fb account xD and run for ur life before he mails u his bowel movements

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Zebediabolical 39

Back in the early days of the graphical internet, when I was using NCSA Mosaic 1.0, there was a site called dailydump.com that was exactly that. A guy taking pictures of his daily dump and uploading it to the web.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Well, needless to say, the conversations are probably shit.

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Dick_diamond 22

You're right. There was no need to say that

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TheNewGuy03 28

Welp, I was prepared for a salvo of down-thumbing, considering that anyone who makes a shit joke about anything shit-related is immediately blacklisted. :)

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UncleHoodie 22

Well, that's one way to keep in touch...

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WitEluded 13

You had better figure out how to use the parental controls on his router before he does. "Sorry dad, I don't know what port 80 unavailable means..."

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Emmiii_fml 18

Neat! Soon you'll receive lovely video calls from your dad. Hopefully he'll get an HD camera so you can really see that foot fungus develop :P

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MrGibbs25 20

hahaha * guess what sweety, they are time lapsed over a period of 2 months !!* Ha! wouldn't t that suck to see lol.

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MrSassypants 33

It could be like those YouTube videos where people take a picture of themselves everyday for a year or something, but instead, it's disgusting foot fungus.

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WitEluded 13

Seriously though, this is why hardly anyone under 20 uses Facebook anymore.

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skyttlz 32

He means over. I'm 20 and I go on maybe once a month. Kids I graduated with don't go on and kids younger than me have sorta left it too.

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anoniemm 13

You can uncheck the "following" combobox on his profile. At least you won't see his posts anymore :-) And you can set yourself invisible to him...

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itwasntme14 19

I was going to comment the same thing it seems like the moderators failed on this one

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