Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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Top comments

Meettitan 14

Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:09

What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?

miliaras93 17

Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:09

Thats kinda creepy ..

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Nyx7 24

Wednesday 3 September 2014 13:49

Why the hell would she do that o.o what do you sleep walk?

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:10

I should start taping mine... It's not even that he does funny stuff while sleeping... If he was truly asleep and you wake him up, he says all kinds of funny stuff and doesn't remember shit in the morning.

mattiscg 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:10

Run dude run far and fast!!!

vikky538 28

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:14

now that you know she films you while you sleep..it would have been real hard to get sleep..

Tiana252 3

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:49

that's creepy

jeriaslovesyou 16

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:04

That's so creepy. o.o

dodzin 9

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:18

Break up with a ******* traitor

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:21

Are you a sleep talker

averagepaguy 4

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:35

Run... Very fast very far away

alicat13 12

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:25

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