Miscellaneous: Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like....

By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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You deserved it 7 767

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 275

You deserved it 287

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 595

You deserved it 3 297

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 705

You deserved it 10 658

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 725

You deserved it 8 796

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 184

You deserved it 12 445

By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 386

You deserved it 3 853

By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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You deserved it 2 299

By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 266

You deserved it 41 340

By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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You deserved it 576

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 442

You deserved it 2 134

Entheatus 13

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.

I_Deserved_It 8

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?

Comments

iKaite 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:05

Dude, seriously. I just lol'd so bad at your misfortune :D

neonokku 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:16

i guess that just costed him a friendship

Spyderz20x6 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 0:12

YDI for going to homecoming and trying to get laid.

namezox 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 1:34

I assume no one ever asked you for homecoming =/. Even if you are ugly, try to be beautiful inside.

Chunchunchun 3

Sunday 18 October 2009 19:09

I think #30 just got told...

zach055 23

Monday 12 April 2010 4:46

YDI for not going out with your friend

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Monday 3 October 2011 4:23

Win. Mother F*cking Win.

wyld3fyr3 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

ouch

I_Deserved_It 8

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?

dark_mullet 0

Friday 23 October 2009 21:39

Let it be a lesson to the girls who put guys in the friend zone permanently. They will beat up your boyfriend.

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:01

agreed

jazziness 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 14:31

A perfect example of this is the twilight saga.

ohmylanta22 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:17

*slow clap* for 257

Dragonotaku 3

Friday 6 June 2014 5:43

I know what I'm going to do when my friend's boyfriend decides to visit cali from Florida ..

Entheatus 13

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:07

Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.

ScaryPants3 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:37

Take #4's advice. That's way out of line..

americayay 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:56

Completely agreed. That's completely out of line if you guys WERE dating, let alone as a best friend who likes you.

xerbrus 14

Thursday 6 February 2014 21:55

the hell it is he's protecting her because he knows the other guy isn't good enough for her

alexandriababyy 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:09

he sounds hot.

crutchboy90 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 8:33

hells to the yea. the best friend sounds like a badass. an immature one, but still a badass.

ohmanz 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:37

well maybe he finally learnt to be a man and step up.. if op likes the guy, good! if not.. FYL

apfunction 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:55

wow #5. it's fucktards like you that make it hard for non-retarded guys.

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:46

fuucking right, I'd date him fo sure.

Raheemdplayer 7

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:10

Your friend sounds like an idiotic douche, why are you even friends with him if hes that obsessed that he will break another guys jaw?

OcBeachBabe 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:11

Aww... I know how you feel. Except he wouldnt have goten so violent. FYL :(

ziqi92 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:12

someone doesnt respond too well to being friend-zoned...but shouldnt u have talked things over with ur best friend first? then again, i suggest u dont date someone who'd get jealous so easily...i mean, i've been friend-zoned once but i never thought of hurting anyone...

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 23:16

Sounds to me like you didn't know this, OP? If you did... well I don't know the circumstances so I guess I can't call YOU a bitch But your friend sure is one. Damn, tell him to grow up.