Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping...

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Marlon - 11/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

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By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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Meettitan 14

Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:09

What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?

miliaras93 17

Wednesday 3 September 2014 9:09

Thats kinda creepy ..

Comments

suckstosuck47 11

Sunday 7 September 2014 0:31

Wow you must sleep talk something fierce.

lilushi 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 13:31

At least she wants to show you off

LalaDee561 8

Monday 8 September 2014 1:30

They have nothing better to do?

lovethatstach 18

Monday 8 September 2014 4:23

CREEPY. haul ass, man.

InTheMagic 3

Saturday 27 September 2014 3:39

Twilight gone mobile

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 22 November 2014 20:14

That's creepy.

xyuukinekox 15

Tuesday 27 October 2015 20:17

You probably just talk in your sleep. My best friend stayed the night once and randomly said angrily, 'Fine!! I'll water the stupid plant!!' lol

cats54321 19

Sunday 21 February 2016 22:21

Wtf

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