Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking...

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 16:00

Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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You deserved it 153

Real Housewives coded

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 03:30 - India

Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML

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You deserved it 108

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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You deserved it 2 405

Free labor

By Stopmakingthishurt - 17/11/2021 01:56

Today, I finally accepted my mom will never be a good person, and I'm looking forward to her dying. Apparently, she'd been telling everyone I was a difficult child. I was cooking dinner for her and her boyfriends way back in elementary school. FML

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Just the tip

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 22:00

Today, my mother is mad at me because I dared, yes DARED, to go out with a girl who stands up to her instead of just meekly doing what she tells her. Which should tell you exactly what sort of woman my mother is, so you know this FML is just the tip of my lifelong misery iceberg. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 894

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:14

Just tell her you've been sneaking around behind her back and have gotten 3 abortions so far.

541 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:06

that sucks. glad my parents aren't oveprotective.

Comments

harlequeen 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 8:49

Your mom is Lily Aldrin?

wellinever 5

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:37

She thinks noone is good enough for you, and then ensures you have noone. Tell her she is also ensuring she has no grandchildren. She'll like that.

Lisa89 3

Thursday 26 November 2009 10:51

FYL for having an over protective parent.

plzdunstpdamusic 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:18

Damn, your mom is a jerk!

FMLjudge007 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:36

**** her relation with your dad up then be like an eye for an eye BITCH!!

agentgamma 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:41

Today, my daughter found out I wrecked every relationship she had since junior high, even though no one is good enough for my baby girl. FML

ActionManly 11

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:08

Sounds like your mum isn't "good enough for her little girl."

jollymuffinman 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:18

If your mom has been able to wreck every relationship you've had that easily without you noticing, they probably weren't going to last anyway... If someone was really going to stay with you for the rest of their life, they're not going to dump you just because of what your mom says.