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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Welcome home

By SendHelpAndBleach - 15/06/2018 05:00

Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML

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Fight ****

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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Yuck.

By bdsam - 23/01/2018 06:00

Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML

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Lozza111 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 11:58

but you didn't find the whipped cream?

Aoifexzx 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 11:59

no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...

Comments

Faizaru 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:11

You're just assuming things. They could be Slave owners. (No offence to anyone. :D)

Poster_Pastry 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:34

yummy

annhilator1134 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:48

were they fuzzy?

ErinKampe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:44

maybe you shouldn't snoop in their fridge (:

girlinscrubs 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 10:09

Stop snooping through your parents' things! YDI.

ijustcolored 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:22

What I want to now is how you found these items. Don't people usually keep those particular things hidden?

sohomomo 2

Monday 11 October 2010 1:24

what's wrong with that?

imright24 0

Monday 11 October 2010 14:13

They didn't leave them on the kitchen counter so YDI.

lauralea2010 3

Monday 11 October 2010 17:17

lol... were they fuzzy handcuffs?? :)

xohockeyfreak10x 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:56

hahah this is kinky op lol;-p

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Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

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