Intimacy: Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my...

By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 00:00 - Denmark

Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML

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By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

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thinmint 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:17

* shudder*

lifesucks159357 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:24

at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves

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thinmint 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:17

* shudder*

lifesucks159357 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:24

at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves

perdix 29

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:39

Just hope that your mom doesn't show your boyfriend her stripper moves first.

Jiplo 18

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:13

lol that would be extremely creepy! i wouldnt want to go to her house again if that happened to me

piqqu 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 16:47

fyl. o_o

girlygirllol8 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:14

haha (:

kusiobache 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:18

wouldnt this be good for you too? besides, just dont go in when they're home.

ImKindaAmazing 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:22

nice!

Fuckimlazy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:23

YDI for not having an Oedipus complex

iranoutofnames 6

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:33

Good for parties when they're out of town tho :)

jakeidk 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:37

wow... did you try learning any moves??

jessi_ld 2

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:46

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