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By JRG - 27/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out that my wife has been using her vibrator almost every day. We haven't done anything intimate in 8 months. FML
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mcdgaf 14

talk to her about it instead of strangers, no one can help you here on the internet, you have to do this yourself.

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CBL88 25

No wonder she uses it daily then

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zr11990 8

So missymaster why don't you have sex with your husband. I'm betting that if he went and got some somewhere else you would want to divorce him yet you won't have sex with him.

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HanBanana15 9

There are many reasons why a woman might not have sex with her husband, but judging by your middle school mentality, it would be a waste of time to try an explain it in ways your miniscule brain will understand. Instead, I'll simply wish you luck with whatever poor soul decides to sleep with you, because you clearly have no grasp on the female body.

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zr11990 8

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Bearsmomma 30

She explained in a round-about way. Penetration hurts.

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zr11990 8

She didn't say penetration hurt her. She said for some women.

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missymaster 16

Between the past tumors, over sensitivity, and PCOS I have to wait until I have my hysterectomy. And don't assume my husband doesn't have his own enjoyment in the mean time. Inability to have sex isn't going to ruin a relationship that doesn't over prioritize sex.

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zr11990 8

Trust me, for a guy self service doesn't cut it. I hope you get better soon

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19foxy81 8

U might be surprised by how much more fun you can add to the action

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RichardPencil 30

"Be a good boy, and go out and buy me some more batteries. And get yourself some hand lotion."

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Isa_fml 20

Have you tried actually talking to her about it or initiating things yourself? It takes two.

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jcash52426 5

So buy yourself a vibrator and use your almost everyday.

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rethic 5

These 2 things are not related. Sex and masturbation are like pizza and ice cream. You can like them both. You can like one or the other. You can like neither. Just because they go in the same place and have the same result (a full stomach) doesn't mean that they're related. Your enjoyment of one does not affect your enjoyment of the other.

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delfino1604 24

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cumminsncope 4

Evidently her vibrator is either bigger, or louder.

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lucasjames22 8

obviously she gets more pleasure from her vibrator than she does you. maybe you need some lessons or something.

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