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Damn bruh, at least the electronics can be replaced, but the beer man.. The beer...
That sounds like straight up karma. The wind suddenly picks up and the window door knocks over your beer into electronics? Wow
Well OP didn't die, so it's not karma at all. Even in the modern, incorrect definition, that would suggest that OP did something bad, which we have no evidence of.
#15, no one is perfect :) I think it is pretty safe to assume the OP in fact did in fact do something bad.
I think it's pretty safe to assume you're a idiot with no facts who probably blames everything that happens on karma. It isn't real, you do know that right?
You sound more upset about the beer then the expensive electronics
It was the LAST beer.
The beer is your first priority, when you spilled it all over electronics that you specified as expensive?
But it was the last one! Spilling a beer is like loosing a balloon as a child all over again.
I honestly love the wording in this FML, it brings out the sheer frustration that 2 perfectly good things were instantly ruined, and the focus on the beer makes it funnier too
I think op just wanted to say that he can't even get another beer or anything, since it's the last one. I don't think the beer is being prioritised.
If you read the FML, The OP actually states it's expnsive, not me
Probably because after spilling the beer onto the electronics, he really needed a beer, and the one that spilled was his last one.
merciless karma..when you sit and think, in your beer-less hell, what could be a more productive way of spending your God-given time on earth?
First world problems.
That sucks dude
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You sound more upset about the beer then the expensive electronics
The beer is your first priority, when you spilled it all over electronics that you specified as expensive?