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A hummingbird can fly backwards.
if u have a 4.0 your clearly not sexy. so don't listen to above. u need to be the first in all your classes to get the best job to buy a husband.
Wait until he's gone, and take all the money he has in his home. Then spend it on a bunch of awesome shit.
You can still have a 4.0 gpa and still ride the short bus!!!!
I was on the short bus...it was broke and I was fixing it but that still counts right
Dude, i know a kid, 4.0 GPA, he say's he's cinderella...
where do you buy husbands, I need to re-stock my pantry...I was looking for the ones where you "just add water" and voila a husband
neighbor win
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Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
Judgmental people. Ew.