By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
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Bobientje 3

Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.

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Bobientje 3

Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.

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KM96 24

No, she will not find another stalker ... They will find her

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nictransitglory 4

Lift the restraining order and start changing with the blinds open, and I'm sure he'll come back to you exclusively.

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baddawg365 0

50- Only half that statements is necessary... You decide

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doctorhook86 24

9 - A bald, white, German-speaking military geek calling himself Stormfront--are you a neo-Nazi, son?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

On Facebook! Because stalking is ok with Facebook! *goes through somebody's pictures*

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Dr0reos 8

Watever makes your dick hard OP.(its my new expression i thought i would test it out)

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littlegreycells 6

96,Considering that OP is a girl, I don't think it really fitted :/

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Dr0reos 8

really I thought it Fitted quite well actually

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I_Punch_Babies 7

you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.

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blondebrunette11 4

I'm sure that if she's so happy someone is stalking her, shes already stalking plenty of people.

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ladyLALAA 28

If by cute you mean completely messed up, I agree. I'll be your friend OP, can't stalk you from Australia!

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ladyLALAA 28

You blocked me on Facebook, now you're going to die.

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SkoomaKi 27

A jealously filled relationship with a stalker. What is this world coming to...

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NoReservations 9

Mm, no, it's Pandora. Those bracelets are so ridiculously expensive! >_

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ladyLALAA 28

33, don't get me started on Tiffany's!

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joooeee 3

Ahhh I love me a good "I hate twilight and Justin beiber" circlejerk

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AugustBurnsToast 14

I could imagine you confront her about it like, 'He stalks me and me only bitch!' lol

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reallytho3 11

Lol I don't think the other girl will have much issue with that

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alstbv12 13

Don't worry, I didn't forget about you...*creepy smile*

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baddawg365 0

Chuck Norris approves this message *see profile pic*

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locketpop 2

You should walk into a truck stop at 2AM, that would really boost your self esteem.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Or a Wal-Mart.

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BandWagonGuy 8

I dunno Vasilisa, a Wal-Mart is just so big and crowded and once your browsing shirts and pants your at them for a while deciding between this, or that? I just don't like shirt browsing.

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ambowew 7

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet. It's real easy to do, and it's called the creep!

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ambowew 7

Cheers, I had it personally made for extreme comfort and style. Looks like yours is the same.

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Samanthawk 8

Lol best song ever. Got to love them Lonley Island boys

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GodsLittleMistak 8

How about you find yourself a stalk buddy,casually creeping but nothing serious.

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Michele2luv 8

I don't know why you are getting thumbed down. This comment is awesome :D

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DocBastard 38

I can't decide if this is creepy in a romantic way or romantic in a creepy way.

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NoReservations 9

It's just like the green-yellow crayon and yellow-green crayon in every crayon box. Why would Crayola confuse children like that?!

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ladyLALAA 28

You can get brown crayons in Australia, how else would you draw trees?

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Tali147 16

In Israel they just gave us sand colored crayons... Just kidding. I like to joke about Israeli stereotypes. But in all seriousness I am starting to think maybe the OP got stalker dumped and so to prove to herself that she was not ugly she posted a ton of skimpy bathing suit pictures on FB...

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DeathByMuffins 0

Sepia's gone? D: When did this happen! Sepia was the only brown worth using!

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