By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...

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Themistocles_fml 0

He hit the jackpot lol XD.

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sugarr0babby0 0

Well that's not creepy at all...

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SmallTownCutie 0

duuuuude....that sucks dirty, hairy, monkey balls. tell your mom? or run away?

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ninjafrogz66 0

then your mom has an odd taste in guys, wouldn't ya say?

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Cyosaric 0

Does he pee in her butt?

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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0

poor OP be safe :)

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this would be any stalkers fantasy having sex with the person who gave birth to you....that's hot

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aprilsapples 0

#40 well whatever makes her happy

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spencerstoaker 7

Unfortunately, there's a good chance that her MOM'S boyfriend is wayyy older than the op.

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CherryBomb511 3

So? Age is only but a number honey.

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Daler92 5

Could be a boy, so it might be a bad idea!

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KingDingALing 9

Age also lets people know how limp your penis is, how many wrinkles you have, and how many white hairs you have.

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iliketurdles 7

You must be really self involved to not notice he was after your mum, whom I assume is a MILF.

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fistpumping101 0

You must be really dense not to consider that he's dating her mom to get to her.

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FTC_Socialist 3

You must all be ignorant to not know he's a terrorist planting a snuke inside her mom's snatch to get revenge on the OP's cruel indifference!

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Judus_beej 0

blackmail!!! or run!!! "the power is yours" - captain planet

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CoonAndFriends 0

So maybe he's just trying to get with you? ;D No, just kidding, or am I?

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allmidnighteyes 10

So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...

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Cass3m0 0

I believe so, my good sir. I believe so.

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Niaa_fml 0

I noticed that there's been lots of stalker FMLs lately. Just wondering if we should be worried.

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iliketurdles 7

Not really, I would worry more about the Grammar Nazi's.

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FTC_Socialist 3

The Grammar Nazi's what? =3.

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