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By NAT - 03/01/2016 16:15 - United States - Gaffney

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 01:44 - United States - Waldorf

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Farty - 02/09/2021 19:01 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML

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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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snazz23 20

Monday 4 January 2016 8:15

My dad likes to fill water bottles with carbonated water and mix them amongst the other water bottle so you guzzle it unexpectedly.

cheeeksss 29

Monday 4 January 2016 8:14

This reminds me of Drake and Josh.

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jinkiesscooby 3

Monday 4 January 2016 19:47

Okay but that's kind of adorable

ThrottleJockey 35

Monday 4 January 2016 20:49

Better than a salty surprise.

Berber260 14

Tuesday 5 January 2016 0:49

This is not an fml..

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 5 January 2016 6:17

inb4 half the comments calling for a breakup

thereheis 7

Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:23

big ****** deal

mcluvin_707 6

Tuesday 5 January 2016 21:53

Your fiancé is my role model

acertwo 17

Tuesday 5 January 2016 23:08

Um...ok

thatgoga 14

Wednesday 6 January 2016 11:16

I used to do the same thing thing to my parents awhile back but they never noticed. XD

kakes_413 4

Friday 8 January 2016 20:29

I thought this was going to be A LOT worse.

KayleeFrye 39

Saturday 6 February 2016 20:57

That actually sounds kind of funny. As long as he's not mixing anything nasty in, I think it's cute.

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