By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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bigmarkie2 3

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

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PotatoBlankey39 2

I've been dealing with an idiot like this for over a year. By pepper spray, carry it with you at ALL times. My idiot ended up switching to my major, Comes into my work, follows me home, etc. He's never tried to hurt me but still. Annoying as crap.

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Burgessnk 0

Totally agree. Mine was banned from entering my workplace, complained to my boss saying that I "moved closer to him". I moved marginally closer to him in a small city into the only place we liked that we could afford. He was following me in his car once and I paused. it "must have meant something". Yes. That he freaked me out. The day after the restraining order lapsed he was back. Crazy people who only see what they want to see. it's pretty scary.

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Happygofucky 0

That sounds horrible :(. I'm sorry you girls have to deal with that shit, I couldn't live like that I would lose it and end up attacking him. I agree on the pepper spray, better to be safe than sorry. And renew that restraining order if you can!

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boomsupersonic 0

105, I love your username. Vey funny. xD

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boomsupersonic 0

*Very. Sorry, apparently my phone thinks 'vey' is a word. :)

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Happygofucky 0

Why thank you! I couldn't think of anything else D: lol

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highonlife10 0

You should probably tell someone about that

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fairygirl88 5

that's super creepy! you should scream at him to f*ck off. maybe then he will take a hint:)

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NickyMikaelV97 5

get sleazy. get sleazy. get sleazy. get sleazy. Imma get. :) -Ke$ha.. that's just too bad.

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emariebake 0

you can't imagine the immensity of the f*ck I'm not giving . . .

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missawesome16 0

kick his god damn ass

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boomsupersonic 0

82 - Don't be a pussy. If you don't like it, you probably shouldn't be on FML. So, deal with it.

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KingDingALing 9

How does that make him a "pussy"? Just because he believes in something that you don't agree with doesn't make him a pussy. So how about you shut the **** up, you rude piece of shit.

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DocBastard 38

Ling - that boomsupersonic sound you're hearing is boomsupersonic getting struck by lightning. You may want to stand back.

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KingDingALing 9

I might as well get struck by lightning also, seeing as how the level of stupidity is only getting higher as the days go on. Sometimes I wish I was God so that I could smite ignorant people, racists, and trolls... Shit, that would probably be about half of the world's population gone.

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boomsupersonic 0

I apologize for calling him/her a pussy. That was uncalled for. But I do stand by the fact that he shouldn't tell other people what to say. It's freedom of speech, and she wasn't being offensive. If he/she doesn't like it, they should just scroll past it and ignore it.

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foxgirl715 0

I'd definitely consider a restraining order!

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IStoleTheCookies 16

I'm not a guy, but even my balls went up into my stomach at this.

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fighterboy11 7

Pepper spray and if that didn't work get some really big tough guy to follow you around :)

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