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At least you didn't forge your name
... Tag, oh wait
Hope you didn't get fired!
Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, **** I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.
What about the hat?
Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "****! I dropped my hat.
It blew off when he got out of his car or off the bus.
Sorry OP, hopefully he won't be so "hatful!" Haha I'm sorry
You should be
Haha cmon this many dislikes
I disliked it because my eyes skipped over the "work hat" part when I was reading. "This FML isn't even about a hat!" I thought to myself.
Just headbutt him
Don't you know Murphy's law? Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
At least he wouldn't know your name!!
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Go next to the sink where you work at and when the inspector comes by be like, **** I just dropped my name tag into the sink! Works everytime.
Wait until he goes into the bathroom stall and then go into the one next to him. "****! I dropped my hat.