By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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MSvictoria 0

Time for a new boyfriend!!! Like now!

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Sailor_Stars 1

Simple plan to get him back: 1. Cut ALL of ur pubes 2. Ask him if he wants a sandwich 3. Put the pubes in the sandwich 4. Sit back and watch!

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narutou546 4

I would have done something else ;)

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daenyte_usaf 7

that is by far the grosest thing ever but you know what.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pyonghwaa 1

What the actual f*ck did I just read?

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ifeelcheated 0

If he is that rude and thinks that its ok then he is a womanizer. Either way, u should dump him

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codybookmiller 0

Dafuck?!?!

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smtm2012 6

Omfg that's soooo gross I imagined that in my head ewwww thats sad and gross you need to find a new bf soo sorry op fyl

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stephan18 23

What a freak, who would think of doing that?!

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