By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

it's actually pretty good, and the rat poison, rabies, etc just gives you this awesome buzz! :D

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iSitt 0

the Japanese should stop wasting their time with dancing robots and make a rat catching robot.

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falluke17 0

yea, it must have been wild, I've never seen a tame rat do that...

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KaleidoscopePope 0

nice try 57. :/

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nswan 5

why wouldn't u do something about it when u first heard it??

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CherryBomb511 3

What do you think OP should have done? Go all Terminator on the wall and blast a few holes through it seeking out the wild rats with some sort of infrared/heat/night vision goggles?

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

well I would have used my scar with FMJ I'd probably use red dot sight too. use a tactical insertion where they can reach just in case one of em gets me. I know exactly what you're thinking. why not just throw a grenade or use the rocket launcher and get it over-with? no. I want to look each of them in the eye before I put a bullet through em. and the last one I'll knife. just for fun.

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BadasS14 0

58- oh so ur gonna go Rambo on them? nice.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

more like ramamamiaabo. but yeah. someones gotta do it. who am kidding...I like to kill.

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FMLandurstoo 9

58 you're a tryhard

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

that and I got alotta time these days. well did it work?

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a_girl_i_know 0

awww, how cute!

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ClickMyPicture 0

Mine live in the roof :( I hear it at night :(

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iliketurdles 7

They're yours? but live on the roof? Ohh noe's, how will they get down :(

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ClickMyPicture 0

I don't know! There is a whole family of them now :(

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starile 19

I'm sorry, did you say the animal gnawing at your crotch all night was really a wild Courtney Love and her whole family of pubic crabs?

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catalystics 2

1) buy rat poison 2) strategically place rat poison on floor 3) wait overnight 4) ????? 5) profit!

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unidentified_sta 5

Splash poison all over the floor, what could possibly go wrong?

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lenasaur 0

Big deal. Most people have rodents in their house.

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sourgirl101 28

What? Where on earth are you getting your information?

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honeyluv0218 4

no it's true a lot of people get mice here and there

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sourgirl101 28

Really? wow, I'm glad I have cats.(: My in-laws stay in the habit of keeping cereal and bread in the refrigerator because they grow up in New York. (Big rat problem there!)

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