By rattness - 07/12/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
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jkemp1984 10

"wild rat?" how many "domesticated rats" do you know?

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ruby_red 3

Actually, I do know some "domesticated rats". They're called fancy rats, they've been bred separately from wild rats for over a century, and they make great pets. I have 3 of them :) Wild rats on the other hand...put down some rat poison.

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siege10 0

they're ... autocorrect is killing me today

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sarahkhan93 4

hehe your comment made me smile :)

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perdix 29

What were you expecting? Elves?

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MrCalves 1

Elves aren't animals so that would be a ridiculous expectation.

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bioboy725 10

they prefer to be called little people… don't be rude

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takeapieandrun 9

That's a Gnome, not an Elf. Usually Elves are depicted as being as tall as Humans.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for living in filth and attracting nasty rodents.

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stronghand0331 17

Maybe it was the bed intruder that everyone is talking about... Some idiot in the projects.

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MrCalves 1

If everybody was talking about him, you wouldn't have to speak about him in further detail...

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zp5 4

its a family get together! give them nice rat traps to lay down and relax on, and some rat poison in their food so they have a little spice. if you know what i mean.

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mintcar 9

This reminded me of the movie "An American Tale." I think they were Russian mice not rats though. I don't know why your FML reminded me if the movie, weird. Hahahaha. Anyways, FYL.

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sourgirl101 28

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight (Sung in a mouse voice of course)

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CherryBomb511 3

I'm going to be really lame here and say that I loved that movie as a kid!!

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Hughmadd 0

I would seriously pass out. I'm a major Musophobe, someone afraid of rats/mice. I'm not sure if that's the correct spelling or not. I would Google it, but I'm too terrified the Image results might show me picture of mice. I've had this problem since I was eight. My parents had to move out because my house had too much of an infestation and our exterminator was garbage. /sob story And most people think I'm joking when I tell them at first. Sucks badly...:/

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freakybella 0

I am one also. I cry and scream if I see one. When I was a teen my cat left a dead rat in my bed as a present. I made my parents get rid of the bed after that. I slept on my floor or our couch until I got a new bed. Ugh! This FML gives me the heebie jeebies just reading it, I hope I don't have nightmares tonight. I'm sorry, OP I think your family should move asap!

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fearthereaper79 0

oh so it was a wild rat not a tamed rat, well thank you for clearing that all up for me.

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DocBastard 38

Maybe if you weren't in the kitchen this wouldn't be a problem. Since you're a woman...in the kitchen. Erm, nevermind.

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RidinTrollz 0

I needa chicken sendwichh... GEEZUS!

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