Freakout

By n_london - 12/10/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was carrying several bags of groceries up the stairs to my third story apartment when I saw a giant rat climbing down the wall towards me. I screamed and dropped my groceries, which went over the rail and landed on the bottom floor, destroying them all. The rat? Just a big leaf. FML
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noshitsherlock 0

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

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YmostlikelyDI 0

Why are people such ******* about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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wutupbruh 0

Predictable. Lets get some originiality up in here fmylife!

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kalen_fml 0

haha, that sucks, i agree with number 1

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stereopump 0

Please. She deserved it for asking for paper! If it were plastic would this have happened?

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brendalovee_ 0

did you step on the "rat"? lol

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trapiadora 0

That was not smart at all

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Aw rats are cute! No need to be afraid! I had a pet rat :) Yeah yeah I know pet rats aren't the same but its not going to eat her or anything....

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YmostlikelyDI 0

Why are people such ******* about rats and mice?! Grow a pair, it's a furry mammal.

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wolf_wizard1134 9

yeah YmostlikelyDI, it's not like history has any occurance of rats carrying contagious, lethal diseases which could be transferred through a bite. the Bubonic plague was transferred through fleas on rats, or the virus for Lymphocytic choriomeningitis could be hidden in a rats saliva or urine, and having rabies isn't that bad get a few shots or be come violent, attack anything that moves and die from dehydration. don't worry it was just a furry mammal

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noshitsherlock 0

I love how many freakin IDIOTS on here flip out over shit before they know what it even is (like people swerving and crashing because of plastic bags in the road). GET YOUR EYES CHECKED or don't act like such a spineless WIMP. Geez

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besad_fml 0

tell people it was a rat that magically turned into a leaf.

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