By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a **** up. a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume

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bethan1 4

Maybe noone told you because they didn't want you to embarrass them by posting it on the internet.

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Ranimal 12

Really, how do you go that long without noticing?

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eatlesschipmunks 0

Some family you have

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killakalli 1

F your life? your brother is the one in jail. while your feeling sorry for yourself in your own bed your brother is protecting his man-flower with a shank made out of an old toothbrush. F his life my friend.

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bethan1 4

Maybe noone told you because they didn't want you to embarrass them by posting it on the internet.

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77taylah33 0

don't you at least call him every once and a while?

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angrynegro7 16

How is your life ******, OP? You have your freedom, while your brother has to fight every day to keep from getting passed around like a carton of cheap cigarettes. F his life AND his ass. :-l

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SadinSherman 16

Maybe it was a minor offense and he didn't want to worry you

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Zmeilerr 22

Halloween has been over for like 15 conflab days. props to whoever gets the reference. (hint: nickelodeon)

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secretlyvictoria 1

Rugrats? ;)

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Zmeilerr 22

Victoria got it right! Victoria, you win +3 Internets.

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skimonkey96 0

I'm so sorry! and for everybody that said ydi, think about this- what if she lived far away and when he was jailed nobody thought to tell her even when she emailed? I'm pretty sure there's a way to email from jail. or even if she or he didn't have email or a phone? come on people, how could she possibly deserve this???

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