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You probably FAIL as a girlfriend or did something REALLY wrong to get those lines
Ya focus on university...oh wait...
dump the dick b4 he dumps u!! who needs a dick of a bf like him u dnt go to hawai with an ex!
You think?! Your status should of changed before you finished reading his. This has to happen before the trip!!!
That is the sign! Run away before u fall!
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Sounds to me like you've been single for a while already. Make sure you pack a few surprises in your ex-boyfriends bags, like dead fish. By the time he gets there, all his clothes will smell fantastic.
I wouldn't think I'd be about to be single. I'd make sure I was. If I ever did that to a girl I'd want her to break up with me because I obviously don't deserve her.