Intimacy: Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant...

By FMyLife5915 - 04/09/2010 04:15

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

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By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:13

A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.

Nivaku 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 12:38

We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...

Comments

Alesana_Love 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:11

sounds like your daughter is having some good times ;)

staciieee_x3 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:12

HAHAHA! All class ftw.

Rage12 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:33

toad you didn't tell us what that word means

perdix 29

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:48

You probably thought it was hilarious when she showed up to dinner wearing clown make-up! Hey, you forgot to put on the red, rubber nose . . . (consults UrbanDictionary) . . . oh.

WearingHats 14

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:50

Well, at least your daughter has a good time. With EVERYONE.

spamf 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:03

what a little *****

UndiscoveredChao 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:58

ironic enough seeing ***** with profile pictureof escalated ones like that no?

genniangel0 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:19

ha!! that is what I was gonna say!!

geege1992 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:45

66 add me on msn [email protected] I'd love to see more

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:26

66, how does this make OP's daughter a *****? You have no idea what age she is, you have no idea how many sexual partners she has had, you do not know her. Her having sex with her boyfriend is not a valid reason to label her as a *****. Plus, I didn't hear anything about the girls boyfriend being a manwhore from you. It's horrible that (most of the time) a guy can have sex with, say, 5 girls. He gets high fives and is looked up at for this. He's a stud. Now, if a girl has sex with 5 guys, she gets called names, tons of gossip about her, and a bunch of dirty looks from people. She's now a *****. It's completely hypocritical. Obviously, not everybody thinks this way, but quite a few people do follow this double standard.

johnnie99 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:32

wow!

ElMundio87 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:02

118 that's because guys have to work to get sex, girls have it easy. big difference.

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:46

Achoo! Sorry, 141, but I'm allergic to bullshit. Pardon the language; I'm normally less uncouth.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:00

141, that's absolute rubbish! That may be how it's portrayed in movies, but in the real world, it's different.

OMGitsME432 1

Saturday 4 September 2010 20:00

@ 141 If you can say that girls are ****** (freely) just because she has sex and /or does the same things guys do, then I can say guys are desperate,pathetic, and ONLY want sex. Wouldn't that make whoever you sleep with, I doubt any women, ******? Idiot.

perdix 29

Saturday 4 September 2010 21:29

Don't get all bent out of shape about #66's picture -- it's probably not her. A little check over at TinEye.com shows that the picture is used about 29 other places on the Internet. If I'm wrong, spamf, I'll supersoak those for ya. Fair's fair.