Intimacy: Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant...

By FMyLife5915 - 04/09/2010 04:15

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By noraidk - 26/05/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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Saturday 4 September 2010 16:13

A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.

Nivaku 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 12:38

We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...

Comments

mick3yx123x 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 12:56

hahahahahah

Aerdna87 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:45

indeed!

Aerdna87 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 0:45

indeed!

kdawg360 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:04

with his penis

blondbrunette916 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:08

lmfaoooo pendatik

starile 19

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:01

Maybe it was in her ear!

Hoplaka 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:20

Or his butthole..

Xavi89 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:06

WTF!

junker311 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:07

Why on earth would he say that to you!?

ElMundio87 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:00

my thoughts exactly

nyarlatho 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:11

12 and 14-either have sex or look it up on urban dictionary. they'd moderate it if any tried to tell you here.

claudiame 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:13

I love #21! YOU'RE MY HERO!

SunshineBoy21 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:37

Thank you Claudia! I like you too - lol.

ZleveL 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 10:25

what did 21 say :o

Niaa_fml 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:14

Omg people here are complaining and saying '"if my daughter's boyfriend said that to me, i'd kill him" Yeah well then, how about parents stop telling their kids that they had sex, huh? It's kind of the same. A parent doesn't wanna hear about their kid's sex. A kid doesn't wanna hear about their parent's sex. Some parents are complete hypocrites. I mean sex is normal etc but hearing it from a daughter/son/parent... it's just awkward and/or unpleasant to hear.

SunshineBoy21 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 13:44

Well said Pendatik. Obviously, you had good parents (or you took pride in educating yourself - or both!). To add a reply to Niaa; As a parent, I don't discuss the sex my wife and I have with my children. I do, however, try and educate them about sex and respecting themselves. Yes, sex is a completely natural and beautiful act when done with the right person but, obviously this guy is the wrong person for the OP's daughter because he has no respect for the OP or their daughter! OK, I'm done. *steps down from soapbox* ;)

Niaa_fml 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 15:15

No I don't mean that it's bad to educate your kids about sex. Kids should be educated about sex, of course. But some parents tell their kids about THEIR sex. In a very disgusting way. Example, like the other story about a 'ghost costume'. I think you misunderstood me.