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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Rimmy Jobs - 21/08/2012 16:39 - United States

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 21:02

Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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Thursday 5 December 2013 0:18

Rip it off that lying bitch.

Cazz91 21

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:19

I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!

Comments

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:21

The good news Op, is you've caught the bitch, you can prove it, and she ended up looking like a dirtbag.

shhhaaarrron 12

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:22

Rip it off and that will probably teach her not to take your things

rt567 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:24

what a son of a stitch.

Beepbeep7 14

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:24

Idiots.They're everywhere.

Jennaflamingo 14

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:33

*facepalm*

AssassinBug 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 0:36

Sneak a mouse into her locker.

MrsSoulEvans 9

Thursday 5 December 2013 1:23

I hate people like that gosh

owhyowhy 4

Thursday 5 December 2013 1:31

Wow.... How can she be so stupid

CharlieM78 9

Thursday 5 December 2013 1:36

If you didn't punch her in the face and take your stuff back YDI

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 1:51

You have some wonderful options. Immediately tell the swim club owners, coach, campus police, whatever and whoever is applicable. File a stolen property report with the police and give them her name (betcha dollars to donuts she's got a rap sheet already for petty theft and shoplifting)...possibly including all her roommates and other teammates. Call her parent(s) and ask them if they have the following items, and then describe them in detail. This works best if you can get a few other victims to contribute their list too. Best of all is if you "show up" with a detailed list while she's at practice ;) There is also the "evil" approach. Crystal Violet (aka Prussian blue) dye is a gray powder. Until it gets damp. At which point it becomes a screaming permanent purple stain. It does wash off easily with alcohol, but who's gonna tell her? Poison ivy leaves carefully rubbed about inside a "decoy" shirt are also fun :D Enjoy!