By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 03:00

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Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Get a lawyer, and take your husband for everything he's got, and will ever have. It's a shame you can't sue the secretary, and his co-workers, as well. Those ******* need to be taught a lesson.

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wanted_2_want 40

Correction: he’s still interested in sex. A LOT !! just not with you. Anymore.

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ohsnapword 21

Guys like that give men a bad name.

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saberjpg 6

I think you should be happy that your husband landed some 18 year old tail. Maybe you could ask him to bring her into the marriage? Are you into women at all? This could be the chance of a life time for you to get some 18 year old tail, too. Take these lemons and make lemonade.

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sunnyray812 42

I think it's time to take a break from Pornhub.

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

sounds like baloney. I mean "open secret" and "sources". I mean did you talk about this? and are they hiring?

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treadmafia 1

if your anything like most of the other women now a days and don't put out, you more than likely brought this on yourself

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Razell 13

I'm just amused that all the responses instantly assume that the OP is a wife, and the secretary is a woman. Come on, people, I thought you were more woke than that. Get out with your heteronormative assumptions.

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Ginger208 7

If you were as woke as you claim we should be, you would have noticed the word husband in the post. Instead of worrying about the gender appropriation, I think you should focus that energy on deciding if he is gay or not.

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Ledzepisrovering 2

I think Razell meant that because in the icon, OP is showing as male. Meaning most likely a male secretary also

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Razell 13

@Ginger208: Didn't you know that gay marriage (i.e. "husband and husband") is a thing now? Where have you been?

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RichardPencil 30

I’m sure the productivity in the office has plummeted — unless the company is in the business of making babies. Or whoopie.

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DogSavior 6

Get someone else to **** you. XD

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1gullible_bugger 34

what a selfish douche! take his cheating ass to court!

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