Crushed

By ozzii - 04/09/2019 22:00

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML
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tounces7 27

Sounds like you're single because you're attracted to a specific idea of a person, instead of actual people. Every single time you've been interested specifically in people who were in authority positions over you.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

All you have to do is look for someone in a position of authority who isn't your boss, or a former teacher. Think about someone like a soldier, a guy/girl in the emergency services, or even someone who is management in a place you don't work.

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tounces7 27

Sounds like you're single because you're attracted to a specific idea of a person, instead of actual people. Every single time you've been interested specifically in people who were in authority positions over you.

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Memnoc 26

Or, maybe OP is only attracted to people who are unavailable, or undateable?

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lowshadows 21

attraction to authority figures is common, check out Trump xD

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BurnInDemonFire 34

All you have to do is look for someone in a position of authority who isn't your boss, or a former teacher. Think about someone like a soldier, a guy/girl in the emergency services, or even someone who is management in a place you don't work.

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Yudith 24

A soldier or a fireman won't cut it. She needs at least a high ranked officer, a director, or the fireman's boss.

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RichardPencil 30

I don't see the connection. Authority figures will often date their subordinates. It's dangerous, but lots of guys think with their dicks.

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404wan 19

From the phrasing of this FML, it seems like you know why you're single. Why not try to do something about it? It sounds like you might have a complex, all these people have power over you and dont treat you like their equal... Thats not a good basis for any relationship.

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gendojam 9

I would say to find a therapist, but you would probably just want to date them too.

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Cowgirl1293 26

Sounds to me like you want a dominant person. Such as a bdsm lifestyle.

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