By hannaaaahr - 11/01/2012 20:08 - Netherlands

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 934
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hannaaaahr tells us more.

hannaaaahr 33

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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GoW_Chick 14

That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Hmmm...my water kettle feels a little heavier than usual and I think I hear something rattling around inside it. Should I be worried? Naaah! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right?

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Iris_Wildthyme 4

I think a water cooker might be one of those boilers attached to the wall over the sink, not an electric kettle.

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Iris_Wildthyme 4

Go to the hospital, that could be serious! :-o

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Sirin_fml 46

Oh, thanks. I had been wondering for the longest time.

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JacobWithaY 5

Google it, seeing how you have access to the Internet

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heimdallr 14

I have a similar story. We used to have a roach problem and they got into the reservoir of our water cooler. I didn't realize it until about a year later, when roach remains poured out into my glass. I never got sick from it, but it's still disgusting to think about... FYL op.

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audiophileMom 11

We're not compairing surgery scars in competition here. Rat's more disgusting that's why your little story apparently didn't make it. Tough stuff! Get over it.

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periwinkle95 10

95- No need to run him over, go troll somewhere else.

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ohmandapants 16

"rat's"? You know, English is a relatively easy language compared to most. We don't have that many grammar rules and such. Your sentence makes no sense. And it's more satisfying to point out because you were such a bitch. I see that you have attempted and failed to post 10 FMLs, so I wouldn't talk if I were you.

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audiophileMom 11

Rat is. = rat's. Can't touch me, i do pay attention.

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t765234 10

248- You can't just make conjunctions with any words you want.

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ohmandapants 16

248- So "rat's more disgusting that's why your little story apparently didn't make it." Yeah, that makes more sense than "rats are more disgusting". And you're right, I can't touch you, this is the Internet.

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Skyanne 11

RATATOLLIE? I'm sorry, I pronounced that out loud and laughed my ass off. C'mon, you obviously have access to the internet. Look up the rat's name.

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perdix 29

Who you gonna call? Rat-ghostbusters!

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jjames7543 13

I'm sorry, but I think you have hit your all time low.

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HurpMcDerpington 0

That joke was bad and you should feel bad!

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perdix 29

I do, but it was only one line! I should have written that the illness wasn't caused by germs, but was a haunting of the ghost of the drowned rat. They can't all be winners.

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t765234 10

*shakes head* I... I don't understand how something like this could be said by perdix.

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SlaveToRetail 10

Ehhh yeah. I'd be calling a doctor if I were you.

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