Health: Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for... - FML

By hannaaaahr - 11/01/2012 20:08 - Netherlands

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

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hannaaaahr 33

Monday 4 June 2012 16:56

Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!

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soyamoo 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Dead maus?

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:25

That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:47

Water...Cooker?

fabcade 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:52

Why didn't you clean it out from time to time

Fluhz 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:53

It's bad that I laughed at that for so many reasons ... ;;

ES_Beezy 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:57

That is disgusting, what the ****

ColdplaySucks 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 3:57

I guess I meant FMLs in general.

AntiBody32123 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:04

So, I'm not the only one who liked Rodents in their water cooker?

ashleybabe85 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:04

it "cooks" water shit head

AntiBody32123 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:09

Oh really? I didn't know that.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:22

omg. so freaking nasty. i bet it was a rat.

PrettyNightmares 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:26

Ewww..

PrettyNightmares 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:26

Ewww....

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