By BNLM - 09/03/2010 01:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML
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Tedet 0

I am 100% sure this is a Jonas brother

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cheyc 0

u don't have to be a slutt to have sex. and god always forgives, and many people have been there.

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koolbop56 0

so because your purity ring was lost, you had sex? didn't know those only kept guys off when they were being worn.

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robchfra 5

Some questions: The effects of the purity ring only last 8 months? How does the ring keep your legs closed? Is there a pulley and rope system or does actually go over your legs up to the knees?

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icanhazblivions 1

who cares? it's just sex.

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brice89_fml 0

so what's wrong with gettin laid? :/

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1MaoChan 4

I'm pretty sure, no positive, that even if you loose your Purity ring, you still made the promise to God. Therefore, it's your responsiblity to keep your virginity, eh? thought so.

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sparklemuffin 8

how is this an fml lmfao how many times have I heard this one

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