Intimacy: Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost...

By BNLM - 09/03/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I found the purity ring I lost a year ago. Too bad I lost my virginity 4 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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By airrinw_33 - 21/01/2013 03:55 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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By Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

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By bchorror - 22/04/2020 02:00

Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01

Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML

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Tedet 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:22

I am 100% sure this is a Jonas brother

thenumberblue 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:21

I pity the non-virgin fool!

Comments

xmikrosvx 1

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:53

I lost my virginity to my hand and a bottle of lotion

ecbfilms001 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:07

now ur life Is totally ******. seriously

adharkach 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:39

people sure get angry over sex at this page

dphilipson12 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:07

lost mine to my wife. so **** all you all.

sami1994 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:37

awesome ^^ u are amazing!!!!!

Turbolag25 7

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:24

Way to try to stay single. It's not a big deal though.

RileyL29 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:12

How is this an FML? Would your ring have prevented you from sleeping around?

somethingnew24 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:42

so the ring would have stopped you???

kaybbyx3 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 11:20

you're probably one of those 14-16 year olds who only wear purity rings because of the Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus.

Squander 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:26

Yes this is very stupid. It's like as soon as you loose your purity ring, you have to DE-PURE yourself ASAP.

gurlucrazy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:02

so? this isn't even close to an fml

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