Miscellaneous: Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother...

By daddysboy123 - 06/08/2009 15:40 - United States

Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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By I'm a recurring amateur porn consumer but this is bollocks. - 21/09/2021 23:00

Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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Impatience

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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GENNNA_ 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.

JoJoTheMo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:07

Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...

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Starchild21 3

Friday 7 August 2009 2:38

lol just like that one video. u spin me right round baby right round look up meat spin! lol

LukeDog 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:48

ur an ass OP u copied Bruno!

Entity4Infinity 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:09

i think its coincidental that its after the movie he didnt say well today i saw bruno and later today i saw a repeat on the laptop now did they?

Whatevers_clever 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:01

..Ew, I would DIE!

toosoonbreh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:33

And yet your name is daddysboy...

IGoRawrrx3 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:11

O_O..

xxXChiiXxx 2

Friday 7 August 2009 4:36

ಠ_ಠ

cbullock 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:17

OMFG GROOOOOSSSS

spillproof 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:52

Waving with your feet is fun! Sorry you don't like feet. ;)

ZzombiesoxX 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:10

Ha. Gotta love mom and dad xP

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 7 August 2009 6:30

Put a sticker on the outside of your laptop. There ya go.

Madarc 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:55

Agreed. I had the same laptop as my sister and dad for a while and we would get mixed up all the time if we didn't have defining stickers on them.

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Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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