Miscellaneous: Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother...

By daddysboy123 - 06/08/2009 15:40 - United States

Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

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By dwhite032 - 06/06/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

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Butt-dial

By I'm a recurring amateur porn consumer but this is bollocks. - 21/09/2021 23:00

Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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Impatience

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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To catch a perv'

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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GENNNA_ 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:02

WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.

JoJoTheMo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:07

Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...

Comments

wolfishinsanity 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:17

I almost feel bad for laughing at this one. FYL, seriously.

skiBOAT 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:21

I very much admire the wording of this anecdote.

dramakat11 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:21

LOL!!! Yeah, FYL. That had to be vomit-inducing. My bf thinks it's hilarious to spin his around really fast. He calls it the "meat spin." It really is very funny looking.

marz88 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:24

Sadly your bf isn't being original on that part haha. Dare I refer you to meatspin.com? Nah I would rather not.

drummer_dude 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:20

Too late methinks :P

Qup 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:28

YDI for being an uptight ass. they have a playful lovelife and you're too immature to handle it.

kewlcat 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:33

its his FATHER. not something you'd want to see

azure8787 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:35

seriously, I'm with 40. so many assholes on this site give people shit about not wanting to hear their parents **** or see their dad's dick. There's a big difference between being immature and not wanting your dad's dick wagging around in your face. Go die.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Monday 5 December 2011 4:49

39 - please use that brain of yours.

glassisass 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:45

the people who say the op deserve this should die. why would anyone want to see there dads dick. its a cruel thing...

Music_rocks 7

Friday 7 August 2009 0:52

Eww:| My laptop goes straight into a locked mode when I close up the screen but I take it some laptop's arn't like that. I'm guessing conversation is pretty awkward for you to make with your parent's at the moment, on the bright side at least you know your parent's are getting on well :)

Lexy_rocks666 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:11

that sucks. I bet ur scared for life now

yowzerz 5

Friday 7 August 2009 1:15

be glad they still have such a great relationship!

NobodyUKnow 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:23

Why do you people say ew!, vomit enducing, that's gross. PEOPLE ****! When I'm 50, I'll still be *******! Sometimes kids accidentally stumble upon these things when they're going through their parents stuff. Get over it It's not that big of a deal Be glad you didn't see a video of your dad getting ****** in the ass by a man or a video of your dad banging his secretary. Now that's something that would be ****** up.