Miscellaneous: Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with...

By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

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By buster - 13/02/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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Check this out!

By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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Keep it down

By Andy - 13/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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hbgoddard 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

They must have liked it then. 0.o

null_fml 11

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:57

Marilyn Monroe gave speeches?

Comments

brclark80 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:52

cute

cerebellum_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:07

You have pick of the crowd, congrats?

Ketia 5

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:12

how could you not notice that geez

SeximusPrime 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:17

Be glad you had on panties and didn't flash your vajayjay like Britney.

your_face 15

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:44

...You needed to be told you were standing on an air vent? You couldn't feel it under your feet, or see it as you walked up?

Paula844 7

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:53

She probably just didn't look at the ground.

thighsofglory 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:28

Wear a slip. Also quit lying.

cwd 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:35

Marilyn Monroe did the same thing and the photo op helped make her an icon!

kemar7856 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:35

pics or it did'nt happen lol

lordYDI 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 7:20

YDI FOR BEING SHY

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 6 December 2009 7:33

Sounds like The guy who ran the event decided where you should stand when he saw your skirt. Then he adjusted the thermometer while you were speaking to make the fan come on.