Health: Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response?... - FML

By 99520 - 28/07/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was lectured about how emotionally immature I am by someone who, afterwards, promptly threw a chair out of anger. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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You deserved it 2 595

By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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You deserved it 6 604

Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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You deserved it 313

Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By gdog10122 - 12/01/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML

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You deserved it 2 666

This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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You deserved it 242

By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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Top comments

barnmaster98 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:09

I don't see a problem here...

grant1023 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:08

he must be angry

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riah2130 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:03

woww, u might want too be careful next time and maybe have a sit down talk with him

honeyk13 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:39

Where would they sit he already broke the chair lol (:

alexistheboss365 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:11

high five!!

KoolKids87 2

Friday 29 July 2011 1:21

dude, your life sucks, but that made me crack up.xD

honeyk13 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:36

I would take that as a no. Lol

Mirorbo 26

Friday 29 July 2011 1:39

That's typically the expected, scary, and sad reaction when someone really does have an anger problem.

badactor009 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:43

Angry mother ******* are the worst. You cant help some people. Tame the beast with avoidance and distraction. avoid him and get him focused on something else. Introduce him to Internet ****. Show him FML. Everyone likes it. You might try getting him hooked on WOW or something like that. Good luck and keep a low profile.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 29 July 2011 13:08

I wouldn't show him WoW... He might punch the screen when he loses a roll on an item.

badactor009 0

Friday 29 July 2011 13:53

good point

practicesafesax 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:43

Time to call Buddy?

MarMarcel 0

Friday 29 July 2011 1:45

lol sounds like someone is pissed

kdskds 0

Friday 29 July 2011 2:06

llol. throw a chair on him next time

mlexi21 5

Friday 29 July 2011 2:06

He seems friendly.

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