By loldick - 15/11/2009 18:28 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
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pleura 0

Shut up, at least you're getting head.

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Thatk1ddd 0

That's just, awkward...

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Thatk1ddd 0

That's just, awkward...

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Sniper3000 0

fyl for getting head?!!!??!? dude at least u got head!!!!

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flomysta9 0

I know I'm thread jacking. but this has to be seen. did anyone else notice th fact that this clown is getting head. and his girlfriend says yummy meaning she likes it. and he says **** his life. op...go practice falling down

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balachic99 1

I'll do that for you.....without making those stupid noises ;)

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

did anyone else notice that only guys who are desperate like hell would post something like 113 on an fml like this?

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Yukos 0

"Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me" anything that begins with that and doesn't end with some horrible accident involving teeth is not a FML.

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hastobe_maddie 0

you guys are the ones making this an FML. maybe not you personally, but if this really wasn't an FML nobody would have let it get through the filters.

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horselover543 0

ur profile pic looks like someone kissing Gregory house out of house

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katiesAmazing 0

what uf she bites his dick? would tht be an FML??

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marc_with_a_c 3

Seriously how is that an FML? Not like she said anything negative about how it tasted like shit, or it was small, or not able to get up or anything.. If you're not happy about getting head from her, I can replace you you know, I won't bitch about it.

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allie2590 31

If you're whining about something like that while getting head, you must be in the closet.

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JordanRetro13 0

funny pic!!! 

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CallMeHush 0

Unless moments later she bit it clean off this is not a FML. Bitching about a ******* could be cause for the loss of your Man Card.

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bubbles94 0

If I say "You totally deserved it" it doesn't make sense, because you're complaining about a ******** that your gf gave you while pretty much admitting that she likes doing it. And if you're whining about it you don't deserve something like that. So I can't click that button. If I say "i agree, your life sucks" it doesn't make sense either. (read pervious part of the comment) Is there a "stop being a whiny bitch button please?"

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DragonitePaladin 6

Can't agree with you more. Speaks the word of Truth. Respect. LOL what a weirdo -> OP o.O There needs to be that button. I say we all rally for it and have it made ;D

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bubbles94 0

Waaaay too many FMLs need it...

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Mad_Alien 8

+ OVER 9000!!!!!

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