By Noname - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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nerbian 0

1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.

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jeninabe 0

maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.

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iheartbreak 8

wild weekend perhaps?

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thevoice1998 5

i cn sooo agree my cuz was stationed there she will never in a million yrs go back haha

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doglover100 28

Our cops aren't the best especially the ones that live in my county.

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sacrosanct2 23

"never been pulled over for drunk driving" implying you have driven drunk, and just didn't get caught?

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coolkitty154 11

I think you're reading a little too much into this, bro.

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funturtle23 6

Exactly. What happens in Maryland stays in Maryland.

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Lystune42 8

Normally I'd laugh and ask if maybe you had just been so super drunk that you don't remember it, but DUIs are a big bad, and there's no way you wouldn't have been arrested and taken to court so.... I'm inclined to think this is some sort of scam. I see some investigating in your future.

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sexyboi1985 27

Somebody used ur ID mate

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ThatOneGuyCody 2

that is a scam going around, if it were a DUI, it'd be much more substansial. that is a felony. I would be careful.

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missblove 17

Oh wow hahaha sounds like someone has your identity, sir.

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